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14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die


king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate


cryingzitao:

"why do you listen to kpop when you cant even understand it?"

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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Name a fictional character you think I’d make good friends with

vantasarcastic:

bonus points for explaining


hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 


wisesnail:

Benedict Cumberbatch

I swear that singing at the top of my lungs old (and embarrassing) italian songs, played a huge part in drawing this… <;



thranduils-queen:

actual extracts of thranduils parenting guide


notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 


"LOOK AT THE CAT"
— me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via circumcising)

c0ckblockhurley:

this show is the reason why I’m too sarcastic

c0ckblockhurley:

this show is the reason why I’m too sarcastic


i-will-lift-you-higher:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

Randy layin down the law.

i-will-lift-you-higher:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

Randy layin down the law.