the worst part of creating an original character is figuring out their last name
I go through cemeteries and jot down the most interesting ones.
That’s actually a really good idea thank you
using nothing more than newton’s laws of gravitation, we astronomers can confidently predict that several billion years from now our home galaxy, the milky way, will merge with our neighbouring galaxy, andromeda. because the distances between the stars are so great compared to their sizes, few if any stars in either galaxy will actually collide.
any life on the worlds of that far off future should be safe, but they will be treated to an amazing billion-year-long lightshow.
a dance of a half a trillion stars, to music first heard on one little world, by a man who had but one true friend.
what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT
i think we all know who’s really responsible for the extreme weather
I love this too much not to post it
Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just
Why is this the most intense punk rock song by them and its about pizza
#the fact that they made us all love him BEFORE he was Captain America
ALL WE NEED IS SOMEONE FROM SUPERNATURAL TO JUMP OFF A BUILDING AND THEN WE’LL HAVE A MATCHING SET
FUCK NO SAM JUMPED INTO THE CAGE THAT’S IT WE HAVE A SET I AM 100000000% DONE
You forgot about this one
no fuck you
YOU MASOCHISTIC SITE STOP IT RIGHT NOW
WAIT YOU MISSED ONE
THIS POST IS EVIL
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
i hope one day someone loves you as much as you love your favourite fictional character